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Proof Positive · No. 4

Page-Turner

The daily comic from Hooray News, by Frankie Ragan. October 19, 2026.

Four-panel comic in a grocery aisle. Goldie is excited that her chips have 30% less fat. Ansel asks "Than what?" She checks the bag; it doesn’t say. Ansel says he’s 30% more handsome, and Goldie answers "Than what?"
Four-panel comic at the kitchen table. Ansel pours Goldie’s coffee while she reads that a bleached coral recovered by leaning on a healthy one. Ansel notes it fixed its problems by spending time with someone relentlessly positive. Goldie asks "Sound familiar?" and Ansel says "Don’t make this about us."
Four-panel comic in the back yard. Goldie wishes their tortoise, Breaking News, a happy birthday. Ansel says nobody knows his birthday because he came with the house. Neighbor Delphine says he was there when she moved in, in 1994. Ansel realizes they are the tortoise’s pets.
Four-panel comic in a kitchen at morning coffee. Goldie reads from her phone that reading for fun is linked to better brain health, and that a Cambridge editorial says comics count too. Ansel, holding his PROVE IT mug, perks up and asks whether mortality tables count. In a close-up he beams and says he can't put them down. In the last panel Goldie, deadpan with her mug, points out that everybody dies at the end. Ansel, wide-eyed and pointing enthusiastically, replies, 'Sure. But the order keeps you guessing.'
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Inspired by: Reading for Pleasure Linked to Better Brain Health From Childhood to Old Age

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Panel 1: Morning in the kitchen. Goldie reads from her phone, smiling, while Ansel sips from his PROVE IT mug. GOLDIE: Reading for fun is linked to better brain health. Panel 2: Goldie looks up, delighted. Ansel raises a finger, interested. GOLDIE: A Cambridge editorial says comics count too. ANSEL: Do mortality tables count? Panel 3: Close on Ansel, beaming over his mug. ANSEL: Honestly? I can't put them down. Panel 4: Goldie, deadpan, holds her mug. Ansel points eagerly, wide-eyed. GOLDIE: Everybody dies at the end. ANSEL: Sure. But the order keeps you guessing.