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Proof Positive · No. 1

Than What?

The daily comic from Hooray News, by Frankie Ragan. October 16, 2026.

Four-panel comic in a grocery aisle. Goldie is excited that her chips have 30% less fat. Ansel asks "Than what?" She checks the bag; it doesn’t say. Ansel says he’s 30% more handsome, and Goldie answers "Than what?"
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Goldie (holding a bag of chips): These chips have 30% less fat!
Ansel: Than what?
Goldie (reading the bag): ...It doesn’t say.
Ansel: Then I’m 30% more handsome.
Goldie: Than what?