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Proof Positive

Goldie is an optimist who owns a plant nursery. Ansel is an actuary who would like to see the data. They have been married 24 years. New strip every morning, by Frankie Ragan.

Four-panel comic in a grocery aisle. Goldie is excited that her chips have 30% less fat. Ansel asks "Than what?" She checks the bag; it doesn’t say. Ansel says he’s 30% more handsome, and Goldie answers "Than what?"
No. 1: Than What?