Came With the House
The daily comic from Hooray News, by Frankie Ragan. October 18, 2026.
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Goldie: Happy birthday, Breaking News!
Ansel: We don’t know his birthday. He came with the house.
Delphine (over the fence): He was here when I moved in. In 1994.
Ansel (staring at the tortoise): So he’s not our pet. We’re his.