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Proof Positive · No. 8

The Search Radius

The daily comic from Hooray News, by Frankie Ragan. October 23, 2026.

Four-panel comic at the kitchen table. Ansel pours Goldie’s coffee while she reads that a bleached coral recovered by leaning on a healthy one. Ansel notes it fixed its problems by spending time with someone relentlessly positive. Goldie asks "Sound familiar?" and Ansel says "Don’t make this about us."
Four-panel comic in the back yard. Goldie wishes their tortoise, Breaking News, a happy birthday. Ansel says nobody knows his birthday because he came with the house. Neighbor Delphine says he was there when she moved in, in 1994. Ansel realizes they are the tortoise’s pets.
Four-panel comic in a kitchen at morning coffee. Goldie reads from her phone that reading for fun is linked to better brain health, and that a Cambridge editorial says comics count too. Ansel, holding his PROVE IT mug, perks up and asks whether mortality tables count. In a close-up he beams and says he can't put them down. In the last panel Goldie, deadpan with her mug, points out that everybody dies at the end. Ansel, wide-eyed and pointing enthusiastically, replies, 'Sure. But the order keeps you guessing.'
Four-panel comic in a diner. Goldie reads about what may be the world’s oldest shipwreck. Ansel asks about the ship; only the jars and anchors survived. Ansel says the packaging outlasted the product, and Goldie says only he would review a shipwreck.
Four-panel comic on the porch at night. Goldie notes their 24th anniversary. Ansel estimates 2,000 thermostat arguments. Goldie asks if he has been keeping count; he says of course, and that she is winning.
Four-panel comic at the kitchen table. Goldie reads that barn owls moved into a Manhattan water tower while Ansel pours her coffee, so absorbed that the mug overflows. He asks about the rent; she says they pay in rats, then hands him a towel without looking up.
Four-panel comic in the back yard. Goldie holds an empty dish: Breaking News got out. Ansel draws a search circle on a notepad map based on the tortoise's top speed. Over the fence, Delphine silently points down. Breaking News is right at Ansel's feet, wearing Ansel's missing slipper.
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Goldie (holding an empty dish): Breaking News got out.
Ansel: He's a tortoise.
Ansel (holding up a notepad with a circle drawn on a map): Forty minutes, top speed... He's in this circle.
(Delphine silently points down from behind her fence.)
(Breaking News is right at Ansel's feet, wearing his missing slipper.)