Wednesday, October 21, 2026 Only real news. Only good news. Get it by email →
Hooray!News Free daily email
Open 24 Hours · No. 1

One Trip

The after-dark comic from Hooray News. New every night at midnight. October 21, 2026.

Open 24 Hours, One Trip. Bob the muscular rhino offers to help a skinny ninja cowboy named Sam carry about thirty grocery bags. Sam says a cowboy makes one trip, staggers to a front door loaded with bags, eggs in his hat and a watermelon under his chin, and collapses inside under the pile. A moth in a pink bathrobe says, Sam, you don't live here. Sam answers, I do now.
Facebook

Rhinoceros Bob lifts. Sam the Ninja Cowboy believes. Linda the Moth has seen it all, and Nana Deadlift is 94. A strange little comic from Hooray News, new every night at midnight. Also from Hooray News: Proof Positive, every morning.

Read the transcript

Panel 1: Need help? / Cowboys make one trip.
Panel 2: (no dialogue)
Panel 3: Sam, that's not— / Don't. Help.
Panel 4: Sam. You don't live here. / I do now.